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Funny plural system made of a murder chicken, a murder dog, and just some guy talk about their life.

Writings

This is the page where we keep our personal essays and other posts about our experiences, as organized by author.

Gavin

Role Fatigue And Being A Shell Of A Person (2024/03/08)

Being Human: A Species Identity Compare and Contrast (2024/06/27)

(Non)Humanity and Species Dysphoria: The Forced Transformation Trope (2024/08/25)

Jude

Is It Violence If You Aren't Alive, Really? (2024/03/04)

Dogs As Narrative, Through The Lens Of Abuse Recovery (2024/03/04)

Android Abnormalities (2024/03/05)

Memory Uploads And Suicidal Thoughts (2024/03/05)

Hey, Angel, Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? (2024/07/10)

listen to me ramble about Food for thirty minutes (as an android who Can't Eat) (2024/07/19)

#114 [Fears from Fiction]: Storms (2024/08/06)

Prey Drive, As An Android Deviant Hunter (2025/01/02)

Fuck Detroit, I’m Becoming Human: On Being a Transspecies Human Android (2025/03/01)

Fictional Romance: Being Made for Each Other (2025/07/16)

I'm human I'm human I'm HUMAN I'M HUMAN (2025/08/08)

post-panel conceptuality answers! (2025/08/14)

That Feel When Your Lore Is a Multiple-Choice Fractal Situation (2025/08/29)

Max

Daemons To Systems, And The Ways They Intertwine (2024/03/06)

Gateway Operations: How My System Works (2024/03/30)

On Sapience, Longing, and the Lack Thereof (2024/08/12)

Being 'Kin Without A 'Heart (2024/10/28)

Species-Related Gender as Social Constructs (2024/11/04)

Therianthropy, Unconventional Gear, and Masking Up (2024/12/04)

Weird Wereraptor Insights (2025/08/19)

Miscellaneous

Written by several of us or about several of us (e.g. fictomere information, creative nonfiction, memories, general talk).

What's In A Name? (2024/03/10)

"Is Your Humanity Alterhuman?" (2025/05/13)

Fictoform is a Good Word (2025/07/18)