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#2 [Canon] What The Fuck Is Detroit Machina Anyway

Written by Max Biscuit-Machina on May 20th, 2022.

You know what I just realized? We don't have an elevator pitch for our canon. And we want an elevator pitch so people can ask us questions! So this here's the infodump about my fictomere and how much I hate David Cage's fucked up game that hates me, reposted from the Fictionkind Dreamwidth community, written three months before my headmates walked in.


How closely is your identity aligned with canon events in your source? Completely, partially, or not at all? Do you experience multiple canon and alternative timelines concurrently? How much does the source material of your alterfictional identity influence your personality and behavior, if at all?

Haha, ha, wow I'm gonna have a lot to say about this one.

First off, my fictomere / heartcanon is a canon-divergent AU of Detroit: Become Human, originally branded as a fix-it rewrite. And I hate the source material with a burning passion that rivals the fucking sun.

As a notice: I'm going full Angry Rant Mode under the cut. If you genuinely enjoy the game, more power to you! This is probably not the post for you though, so please skip this one if you don't wanna see me critiquing the canon of DBH in a very biased, insult-filled way.

So we all know Detroit: Become Human is ~problematic~ for how it handles shit like anti-android "racism" having hamfisted textual parallels to anti-Blackness, the android revolution taking imagery from the American Civil Rights Movement and the fucking Nazis in a completely surface-level and tone-deaf way, the way Kara is constantly being attacked by dangerous men like her life's purpose is to be a woman in distress, the two token lesbian characters being scantily-clad sex workers you can easily kill, I could go on - its attempt at Deep Social Commentary About The Human Condition is so shallow that I swear a flea couldn't manage to drown in it. And as a queer person of color joining the fandom, this Pissed Me Off so bad that I decided to throw a good 90% of the game's bullshit out the window and create An Entirely New Thing, because David Cage ruins everything he ever makes.

To summarize my AU Drunk History style -

Okay, more seriously, let me infodump about the Major Changes I made from DBH:

with a bonus round of Nitpicks That Greatly Improve My Experience:

So, uh, to answer the question, "Does the source material of your alterfictional identity influence your personality and behavior?" Yes! It fills me with Rage to the point of creation! Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.