Chirp! Bark! Hey!

Funny plural system made of a murder chicken, a murder dog, and just some guy talk about their life.

Welcome!

This is the personal website of Machina - a very-human alterhuman plural system of three people, plus visitors - and it's a hub to keep and link to our personal identity essays and journaling. We all prefer to be called by our first names, if being spoken about individually, but if you need to refer to all of us together, Machina's the way to go - it's one of our (several, disparate) last names, and it's the funniest one to call us by.

We're all adults, so consider this a blanket warning that our writings will likely contain strong language, which we often use amongst ourselves, and the occasional frank discussion of bodies, sexuality, sex, and kink as it relates to our lives. Writing that explicitly discusses sexuality is labeled as (18+) in the title.

All sensitive content (e.g. violence, abuse, existential dread) that we're aware of is warned for in a Content Warning paragraph before the body of the post, but feel free to contact us if you noticed that we let something slip!

System Members

Max (he/they) - Hey! I'm a wereraptor, AKA a human guy who's also a Velociraptor and sometimes the raptor will be a very annoying bird in my direction. Check out my therianthropy blog if you want to hear more about that!

Jude (they/them) - Hi! I'm a human android who's also like a very nervous dog who needs so much stimulation. I do bite, but mostly it's for fun.

Gavin (he/him) - I'm the token Normal Human Guy, No Added Flavors, but I have a lot to say about it so I'm sticking around. That, and these bastards would miss me.

You can find most of our personal essays crossposted to our system Tumblr blog or our Dreamwidth account, the latter of which also posts more private writings (made available to view via requesting access, which we grant at our discretion).