Chirp! Bark! Hey!

Funny plural system made of a murder chicken, a murder dog, and just some guy talk about their life.

Welcome!

This is the personal website of... well, we don't have a system name and don't want to make one, so let's just say three people share the body that owns this little site, and it's a hub of sorts to link back to our personal identity journaling!

If you need to refer to all of us together, feel free to call us Machina - it's one of our (many, disparate) last names, and it's the funniest one to call us by.

We're over 20 years old, so a blanket warning that our personal writings will likely contain strong language, which we often use amongst ourselves, and the occasional frank discussion of bodies, sexuality, sex, and kink as it relates to our lives. Writing that explicitly discusses sexuality is labeled as (18+) in the title.

All sensitive content (e.g. violence, abuse, existential dread) that we're aware of is warned for in a Content Warning paragraph before the body, but feel free to contact us if you noticed that we let something slip!

System Members

Max (he/they) - Hey! I'm the gracious host here, and both a somewhat-functioning human adult and a fluffy little guy! Velociraptor go brrrr, check out my therianthropy blog if you want more of that!

Jude (they/them) - Former murderbot, current dog who needs so much stimulation. I do bite but mostly it's for fun.

Gavin (he/him) - I'm the token Just Some Human Guy, but I went to therapy, can cook, and have three cats, so I'm sticking around. That, and Jude would miss me.

You can find several of our personal essays crossposted to our system blog.